I have returned from visiting my family in Africa.
Shortages, queues, poor hospitals, corruption, political instability.
But I think I can cope till my next trip away.
I have been looking for your “Fresh Start”.
Was it when everybody changed their minds and said that Peter was a splendid chap after all?
In Africa, such people retire to a large walled estate with many servants and live off the money they stole from the people. I wonder what Peter will do?
Perhaps the Fresh Start was when everybody said nice things about the Great She Elephant.
Or when men asked her how she would cope with the laundry and cooking and she did not slap them.
Dingle tells me that lawyers are still on strike. I saw one on the television. He mumbled and was sweating. If such a person represented me I would be cross. Perhaps his heart is not in it.
Dingle, who keeps his finger on the pulsing, says that they have been on strike since last May and that Minister Ford, who is by far the most righteous minister in all Ireland, has saved millions of pounds which he will spend on costly legal actions about aborting and same sex marriage.
A Great Justice called Horner has told the politicians that they live in a bygone age and must change the rules on abortion, if they want to live in Europe. In Africa he would be arrested for such interference with the goings on on the Great House on the Hill. Or large tanks would be sent to Chichester Street. Perhaps the Fresh Start has prevented this.
I rejoice that the Pastor had escaped the claws of the state, even though the Judge said that he was offensive and had lost the run of himself. This puzzled me since the Pastor is 78 and does not look like a man who could run. Dingle explained that it meant that he had lost self control when speaking , like when Ian Paisley, Gerry Adams, Bobby Storey and such like say things. Even when Peter said that he would only trust a Muslim to run an errand for him to the local Quikkimart.
“But none of them was prosecuted”, I say. Dingle smiled. I suspect the Small Prosecutor, who is now putting on trial a lady who had medicine for abortion, which I now understand is the Most Heinous of Crimes here in the Northern Part of Ireland.
My puzzlement know no bounds. It could lead to me losing my running.